If I could be any insect, I would probably want to be a grasshopper because they seem like very simple and mellow insects. They can also jump really high and aren't really that small. Another reason why I would be a grasshopper is because most humans leave grasshoppers alone when they see them. They don't usually step on them like a beetle or spider. This is mainly because grasshoppers are larger and not so creepy looking. They generally are given a break when it comes to being stepped on or run over with a bike. They are also easier to see on concrete, but not neccessarily in the grass. Since they are green they blend in more with the grass.